Thursday, July 21, 2005

25 questions

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1. Song playing at the moment?
Bring it all to me - Blaque

2. One reason for living?
God

3. Ever donated blood?
no. scared of needles

4. Fav color?
green. lime green and purple

5. Accessories you usually wear?
hmm...it changes from time to time...now is my time to sleep, there's nothing on me besides pajamas

6. Last place you went?
one utama

7. Last person who disappointed you?
hmm...one person only who shall remain unnamed

8. The most boring sport?
golf

9. Ever had a baby?
hahaha...do my baby hamsters count? real human babies only?? then, the answer is no

10. The funniest movie you watched in the past
week?
hmm...parent trap

11. The most romantic gift?
no gift is as romantic as the person itself

12. Sang on stage before?
yeah.

13. Strucked by lightning before?
nope

14. Danced with a loved one before?
hehehe...yeah

15. Ever wished you could turn back time?
yeah...all the time

16. What would you do if you woke up one day and
find yourself to be someone from the opposite
sex?
haha...i mean it'll be cool to be a guy

17. One song that's meaningful to you?
before your love - kelly clarkson

18. Last person you met?
my parents and sister

19. What will you be doing tomorrow?
sleep and visit the doctor

20. Who's your favorite F4 member?
ahha...its a tie between zai zai and yan cheng xu

21. One thing you regretted doing
i regretted lots of things but can't change that so why bother? Just change the future

22. What was the last game you played on the
computer?
text twist

23. Someone who means a lot to you at the
moment?
BouncingNinjaTurtle i guess

24. Do you hate someone at the moment?
no

25. What do you wish to happen now
i wish it would be hols and that i don't have to think about so many assignments for at least a week

Hahaha

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Take the quiz: "Which celebrity hottie are you?"

Paris Hilton
You're stuck up and selfish. You're a true blonde!! You wear what's in, but only if it shows half your body... in other words.. YOU'RE HOTT!

Take the quiz: "Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?"

Gisele Bundchen
You are nice, trendy, and love to have fun!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

What a woman wants????

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What I Want in a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

the differences

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Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?'' And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see . . .February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed -- even before I sensed it -- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a goddamn garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. God, I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90- day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the scumballs.

And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a Knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a goddamn warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their......

''Roger,'' Elaine says aloud.
"What?'' says Roger, startled.
''Please don't torture yourself like this,'' she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. ''Maybe I should never have . . Oh God, I feel so......'' (She breaks down, sobbing.)
''What?'' says Roger. ''I'm such a fool,'' Elaine sobs. ''I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse.''
''There's no horse?'' says Roger.
''You think I'm a fool, don't you?'' Elaine says.
''No!'' says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.
''It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time,'' Elaine says.
(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)
''Yes,'' he says.
(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)
''Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?'' she says.
''What way?'' says Roger.
"That way about time,'' says Elaine.
''Oh,'' says Roger. ''Yes.''
(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)
''Thank you, Roger,'' she says.
''Thank you,'' says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. (This is also Roger's policy regarding world hunger.)

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say: ''Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?''

Disturbing Definitions

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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes f the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

ALmost the End...

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its almost the end...and i;m so glad. i'm just so freaking tired of work work work work. well, unofficial hols start next week cos consolidation week is next week and i only have to return to class on friday morning. after that is assessment week and if i'm not mistaken i only need to be there on monday. after that week, i'm as free as a bird for about two weeks. thank goodness. i'm tired and i haven't really been spending enough time with my baby(s)...

i mean my hamsters la. Kuchi Rat just told me,' hey, look! i;m not kuchi anymore and im not a rat!' he's grown so much, i totally missed the in betweens of that age gap. so sad!!! sigh. there's a new addition to the family though...i haven't named her yet, but Tess ( male baby of Earl Grey and the late Brownie, my oldest hamsters) seems to like her a lot. Once i put them together to introduce them, he immediately started trying to...you know.!!!!....Males!!! tsk tsk... Kuchi Rat and Earl Grey werent as friendly though.

Kuchi's about 6 months old now, Earl is about a year old, Tess is 5 months old, and the female is 3 months old. I'm just wondering what i should name her. She's beige with a white sash in the middle surrounding her tummy with black ears and little pink feet. her tail is quite long. but she's quite jumpy and she's very scared all the time. it's quite hard for me to hold her, she's not too friendly. anyway, i'll have the time to slowly tame her soon.

Monday, July 11, 2005

so tired

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i've been working my butt off lately, although it might not seem like it, but i have. i'm so tired all the time cos i haven't been sleeping properly, staying up late to do my assignments. i'm really so glad that the holidays are going to be here soon. i just want to sleep. i'm in college now, got here early, to pass up my critical studies essay. now that i have, i just wanna go home. but my car's still in the hospital so i have no way. so sad!

i'm just wondering, what do 18 year old girls like to talk about? fashion? guys? shopping? isn't there any more to life? i guess that's why i preferred the theme " one life. make it count" for the upcoming bootcamp. i really want to share with others why i think there is much much more to life...

Saturday, July 09, 2005

HAHAAHA

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i found this so funny!!!

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

crash!!!

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car crash today... three k for repairs... two weeks before the car comes out of the hospital... i don't really want to drive again... maybe i should drive a hilux or a range rover... i'm quite scared shitless... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Rude people

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have any of you experienced rude people who comment on your blog but don't have the guts to actually put their real name on it? rude people who can't stand it when others blog? who don't respect other's expression on life? i know lots of bloggers who have. well, my advice is, blog away. You can always delete those comments anyway!! =) so don't let these people stop you from blogging, don't let them stop you from letting things show on your blog where you can't in real life.

Delete away!!!

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Hurting

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it hurts. it's painful. killing me softly with your song...killing me softly

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Black Out!!!

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Last night, there wasn't any electricity once i got home until late today. sooooo hot...i'm so tired. i haven't slept at all yet...so burnt out....die tomoro