Tuesday, August 02, 2005

personality test

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My birthdate meaning

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Your Birthdate: June 20

Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading.

The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.

Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.



You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.

You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.

It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.

When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate.



hahaha...what a load of ****...

Monday, August 01, 2005

Two of each

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what's ur name?
Erin

what day is today?
Monday

what's the date today?
1st August 2005

what's the time?
11:48pm

name 2 schools you went to.
1.SRK Seri Mega
2.SMK Sultan Abdul Samad

name 2 favorite vacations of all time.
1. I hate going on vacation
2. I hardly go on vacations

name 2 favorite fastfoods.
1. McD
2. Kenny Roger's

name 2 things in your pocket.
Don't have pockets right now

name 2 favorite hangouts.
1. OU
2. Mamak???

name 2 favorite songs Currently addicted to
1. Behind Hazel Eyes - Kelly C
2. Since You've been gone - Kelly C

name 2 favorite brand of shoes
1. Vincci
2. Skechers

name 2 favorite sports.
1. HandBall
2. Volleyball

name 2 things you would like to do right now?
1. Sleep
2. Shop

name 2 most valuable material possession
1. my car
2. my handphone

name 2 things you are addicted to.
1. shopping
2. Mars Bars

name 2 expenses in school.
1. Paper
2 . Coke

name 2 career choices.
1. Interior Architect
2. Designer

name 2 goals in 2005
1. Do a fantastic job in Semester 2
2. Personality change

name 2 plans for next week.
1. Sleep?
2. Sleep some more?

name 2 favorite alcoholic drinks.
1. No idea
2. No particular fave

name 2 childhood superheroes
1. My grandpa
2. She-Ra

name 2 friends that you miss most
1. Bils
2. GirlGuide

name 2 favorite movies.
1. Raising Helen
2. League of their own

name 2 favorite colors.
1. Pink
2. Green

name 2 favorite books.
1. Whitney by Judith McNaught
2. Almost Heaven by Judith McNaught

name 2 favorite local bands
1. hahaha...
2. no faves

name 2 favorite foreign bands.
1. haha...
2. no faves either

name 2 favorite food.
1. Italian
2. Fast food

name 2 favorite names
1. hmmm...
2. i know i have a whole list of names but i can't find it

name 2 favorite questions.
1. really?
2. Huh?

name 2 things of the opposite gender that you'd
be attracted to
1. Personality
2. Sense of humour

Name 2 things you like about yourself
1. My ears
2. My occasional sense of humour

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Hmmm.let me see?

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Someone asked me "How did you guys meet?". That is me and my bf la. and my usual standard witty answer is:

Church la

HAHAHA Here is what i should have said.

Well, i met him at a camp, hated his guts but he decided that that turned him on. So, he stuck around, bugged the hell out of me and then, i decided that these sadistic encounters turned me on. So here we are, in a psychopathic sadomasochistic relationship.

Interesting enough?

Well, thats what really happened. No, no such knight in shining armor happenings. No accidentally on purpose bumping into him just to get him to notice me. No scubadiving, almost being eaten alive by a garoupa and him saving my precious life.

Sad isn't it?

I miss my friends...

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I met someone new today. She's so much like my old friends from taman yarl, makes me miss them oh so much. i realise my tongue is so shy now cos i haven't had the opportunity to sharpen it in ages. no one to exchange sarkie comments with. =( i'm so quiet, where i used to be so quick with words. it's embarrassing.

Friday, July 29, 2005

so pissed

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1. rude dvd/vcd seller - no brains, school drop out who can only make a bare minimum income by selling pirated versions of movies. so just because i don't wanna buy dvds i'm worthy of an insult la? asshole.

2. rude person - take your problems and shuv it up where the sun don't shine, got problems of my own. Bugger off!

3. saman - parked at a perfectly good spot. came back and saw the stupid thing. looked down on the road at nonexistent yellow line. damn! life is unfair! and it's all happening in the same day.

argh!!!
i shouldn't be angry. i should pity the poor sad pathetic asshole who's daily entertainment of insulting non-customers gives him such satisfaction in life. cos he doesn't have one.
i should just ignore the stick-up-butt rude person. i should just pay the saman and not bother to talk and flutter my eyelashes out of it.

i know i should. but i'm still pissed. i need to pray. excuse me.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Wordplay : Mental Self-Stimulation

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..which of course, is just a polite way of saying mental masturbation. Rest assured, for the results are gratifying. Now, onto the main course...

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

We'll begin with a box, of which the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
and though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine being, she, shis and shim.

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:

1] The bandage was wound around the wound.
2] The farm was used to produce produce.
3] The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4] We must polish the Polish furniture.
5] He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6] The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7] Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8] At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9] When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10] I did not object to the object.
11] The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
12] There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13] They weren't close enough to the door to close it.
14] The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15] A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16] To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17] The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18] After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19] Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20] I had to subject the subject to a series of subjective tests.
21] How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22] I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

Screwy pronunciations can mess up your mind! For example...

If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted.

But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don 't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wiseguy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

If Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop?


I know all about her...

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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Ergh eczema

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Its the wrong time for this stupid darned skin problem to hit me. Eczema is the worst kinda thing in the world. Hey, i'm young and still have nice legs and i kinda wanna wear minis or skirts or anything thats a little higher than mid thigh...but no, i can't. Why? cos i have these horrible stupid scars that take a heckuva long time to go off.

Okay, i'm stressed, and okay, this problem is triggered by stress, but i can't help feeling stressed?! Heck, now i'm even more stressed. damn it! Why must you come and hit me now?!?! Couldn't you have waited for 20 years more? I want to go clubbing for crying out loud and all i can wear is a dressed up pair of jeans/pants with a heckuva nice top to distract ppl's attention from the jeans. Dang!

And whats worse? It can't be cured so that means whenever i'm stressed after i heal, it'll only flare up again! this is so crappy! Eczema, you're ruining my social life, self esteem and a whole lot more!!!

I'm still glad i'm a woman!!!

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I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.

I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

thankful

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1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.

2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.

3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out inthe sunshine.

7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.

9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have beenblessed with transportation.

10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it meansthat I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day becauseit means I have been capable of working hard.

13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours becauseit means that I am stilll alive.

AND FINALLY ....... for received personal and meaningful forwardede-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me.

Who?

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...Who can wrestle with me and let me win. (sometimes)

...Who can talk to me about almost anything. (almost)

...Who laughs at my jokes.

...Who puts my cold hands between his, to warm.

...Who lets me use his jersey for a pillow.

...Who says "I Love You" & means it.

...Who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, and in the snow. (maybe not snow =)

...Who calls unexpectedly. (at all the right times)

...Who will have many inside jokes with me and remember each one. (even when i forget)

...Who realizes that i say things but dont always mean them. (but forgives me anyway)

...Who can tell me his problems and let me help. (or at least hope to God that i'll understand them)

...Who will listen to me talk. (endlessly)

...Who will let me beat him up when i get angry. (almost always)

...Who saves his genuine, big smiles for me. (rare but spectacular, like pink diamonds)

...With deep, thoughtful eyes, that can see through faces into the depths of their minds and hearts.

...Who gives me his t-shirt to change into and not expect to get it back. (for a month or so anyway)

...Who knows my favorite color, vegetable, chocolates and perfume.

...Who will shake my dad's hand and look my mom in the eye.

...Who will know when something is wrong when i'm trying my best to put on an act. (darn)

...Who will kiss me and tell me i'm cute. (at the times i feel the lowest)

...Who will let me cry on his shoulder. (risking soaking wet shoulders)

...Who will hold me when i ask him to. (no questions asked)

...Who can surprise me and compliment me and play with my hair.

...Who smells like he just stepped out of the shower. (all the time)

...Who tells me i have a nice laugh and a smile that lights up the room and simply be mine.