Girls...

Granola Girl (Hippie Chick)-Granola Girl's man would be resting after a long day of work and she would just be hanging out, smoking out of her 20 foot bong, and knitting him hemp briefcases and shirts or whatever all day. And when she'd ask him why he didn't wear his new hemp polo shirt she made for work, he'd have to explain to her that hemp attire doesn't fit into the category of "business casual." And then she would cry, and he'd feel bad. And some night they'd be making out, and she'd say, "can we please, please listen to the Winston/Salem 97' Phish show, it's one of the most underrated jam sessions of the 90's," and it's at that point that he would most likely pull out a gun and shoot himself dead on the spot.

Party Girl - This girl likes to get wild. Stiff drinks, loud electronica music, out till all hours of the night at "tha club." Grinding up on any guy with the top 2 buttons undone on his shirt, gel in his hair, and a cheesy pickup line. Super short skirt with matching boots. She's a knockout and would probably look great on the cover of a magazine with a little photoshop help, but actually having any sort of intelligent conversation with her? Not bloody likely.

Bimbo Girl- She's always in pink or any other pastel cute colour, tiny pleat skirts. Tries any fashion possible just cause she thinks she can get away with it. She talks in this super high pitched voice about absolutely nothing of worth that makes you wonder whether she actually has a brain!

Indie Girl - Art is everything to her. She likes gabbing away about obscure records and independent films, she seems to know way too much about pointless pop culture, basically she is a riot to talk to, but once you become a corporate drone and face reality and she's going on about how art is going to save the world behind the counter of her coffeehouse job, you kind of want to strangle her. don't you?

Gourmet Girl - This is a girl who's whole life revolves around food. Every activity, every thought, food, food, food. Get together with a guy, fine dining. Break up with a guy, cheezels and chocolates.

Uptown Girl (Rich as Shit) - This girl is loaded. Everything she has is better than yours and she wants to make sure you know it. She probably went off to some prissy international LALA school and scoffs at the six pack of Heineken in your fridge in favor of bottles of wine that run near the range of your weekly paycheck. She only dates the best of best and usually tries to date your boyfriend too (while you're still with him)

Career Girl - Anal retentive, social climbing, step on anyone and everyone to get to the top, narcissistic, uncompromising, cold hearted, bitch. You know... the type of girl that will make any guy miserable for the rest of his life.

The Girl Next Door- This girl is cute and is a generally cheery sort. She means nothing but the best for everyone. Loves her family(maybe a little too much) She's not into drama, is generally laid back, and very dateable. Men love this type of girl and love to bring them back to meet their moms... Warning to women: SHE"S EVIL!!! KEEP YOUR MEN AWAY FROM THEM!!

Athletic Girl - This girl is driven to succeed. She usually looks gaunt from excessive exercise and conditioning, eats food that is meant for rabbits, and probably has motivational posters posted all over her apartment and possibly even in her loo.

Progressive Girl - Everything that comes out of this girls mouth is clever and insightful. She doesn't respect the kind of sap guys who just say whatever they think she wants to hear. She is always up for trying new things and is looking to get everything that she can out of life. This girl only has one flaw, she is really into saving the environment and animal rights activism.

Academic Girl - This girl will be in school for the rest of her life. She is most likely much smarter than you are as a result. Either she has rich parents or she will be paying off college loans till her dying day.

Conclusion
There is nothing more interesting or attractive than a girl who can't be put into any particular category or stereotype.