The First of *10 things...*

I'm starting a series of lists *i know Daniel if you were reading this you would never let me live this down for the rest of my life thanks* of 10 things...it'll come totally random, not with a particular day of the week or something so here goes...It's not totally accurate! It's just for fun...

.::10 things men never want women to say::.
*just a little note to those of you guys who happen to be reading, you can call this a guideline of sorts to prepare you...kekekeke*

10. I've been thinking
If a woman actually tells you she's been thinking, it's serious. And you can bet it involves marriage or cohabitation, or the bitter end. This phrase takes on many forms, such as: "Why do you love me?" and "Have you ever thought about the future?" Again, have a brilliant exit plan at hand; a severed finger, for instance.

9. Be a man.
Nothing is quite as injurious as having your manhood questioned.

8. My parents want to meet you.
Self- explanatory.

7.I have a headache.
Yes, That means no action for you tonight, buddy.

6.That's not the way my ex did it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

5.What are you thinking about?
Women are curious. They need to know the guy's every thought, feeling, hunch, and inkling. Men, on the other hand, don't like to discuss and explore everything; they're content to keep quiet.

4.Do you find her pretty?
She already caught you looking at that mind-blowing blonde that walked by, no matter how covert your glance. So if you say "no," she'll know you're lying and an argument will ensue. This is the time for very artful tact, such as, "Kind of, her ass is huge." Now pray.

3. Do you notice anything different about me?
You know you're in trouble if you don't. And the longer you take to answer, the more frustrated she'll become, which makes you more frantic. And when you finally bellow, "Oh, you got a new haircut!" she storms out, throwing her new earrings on the floor.

2.My friend is pregnant/engaged.
This seems harmless enough, until you catch that thinly veiled hint of disappointment in her voice. At this point, you know she really means,"When will we be engaged or pregnant?" Be prepared with an expert diversion at this point, such as faking a seizure. Unfortunately, nothing will help you when she comes at you with the even more chilling, "I'm pregnant." HAHAAHA

and the number one thing that he never EVER would want you to say is...
1.We need to talk.
What everyone should know about these words is that no good news ever follows. These four ominous words signal a problem with the relationship. Expect a breakup, or at the very least a long talk about how you're not meeting her needs. Either way, it's not pleasant. And there is little you can do to avoid it. And though this one is a real bruiser, nothing is quite as caustic, as savage, as utterly cataclysmic as, "Do you think I'm fat?" You're on your own.

While no man likes to hear any of the aformentioned phrases, every man will, at some point, endure them. The best you can do is be prepared.