Okay maybe not everything

Not everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Some things just put the silver linings in your clouds. And it warms the cockles of the heart, some of these things that could have gone wrong but don't. Sigh.

But, back to the present. I'm seriously considering being a housewife to a non-existent husband because that might just be all that i'll be qualified for. My personal ad as follows:

To all prospective husbands in search for a stay-at-home wife. Can cook, won't kill. Excellent at choosing clothes that match, fixing tears and other miscellaneous clothes-related problems. Not particularly gorgeous but anything works with the lights off, right? Enough wit and humor to last u til your 50th birthday, no guarantees on whether laughter is at you or with you.

If any takers, don't answer this ad. Haha.