Perspectives being all the difference

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Girl; i like you but i'm too shy to make the first move.
Guy, oblivious.
PARTY!!!
Girl; i think he likes HER
Guy, oblivious.
ANGER!!!
Girl; *bitch bitch bitch*
Guy, oblivious.
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Now you see, let's take this from another perspective =

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Guy; hmm, she's just a friend.
Girl, imagining.
PARTY!!!
Guy; made a new friend today.
Girl, getting pissed.
ANGER!!!
Guy; Huh? Whats happening?
Girl, fight, fight, fight!
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Don't understand? Its okay...asalkan i understand it's enough. Sigh. I'm just crapping cos of some shit that happened lately. Some insecurities being taken out on me unnecessarily and i don't know la. It just really annoys me that the female kind sometimes act so ridiculously. I know i do. Jealousy, envy, anger, PMS, all this crap...and the whole "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Sometimes i really wish i wasn't female. But then again, not like guys have it all easy. Faced with so much sex, lust and so much temptation, i imagine if i was a guy, i'd probably be wishing i weren't.

Haha, maybe that's a contributing factor to the sexual confusion nowadays. Maybe these sexual confusions are because people try to achieve the best of both worlds. Hah, look how that turned out. It's like a lab experiment gone haywire *imagine Einstein, with singed brows and moustache*.
Bisexual, homosexual, asexual, heterosexual, who knows anymore?

Sorry.
Forgive the above.
*pout*
I didn't have my daily expresso frappucino today.