It's so funny

It's so funny when i see some of my old friends try so hard.
It's amusing but sad.
When you pose or dress up sexily when you just look...cheap, slutty and uncomfortable.
Why do you guys care so much about looking cool?
Whenever we have gatherings, you guys have to dress up to the nines even though its just a house party (it usually is). It's embarrassing.
It embarrasses us, bcos it embarrasses you.
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So what if we're tough company to keep up with?
If we seem cool to you, its cos we don't bother so much about being cool.
We're just being... normal. Real. Ourselves. Which is how its supposed to be.
Nobody wants someone to be a faker just for a special occasion.
Cos we're old friends.
We've already seen you at your worst, been by you at those horrible gruesome times.
How much worse can it get?
So please, word of advice :
Just be normal, and don't fake it. Really. It's not working. We can tell.
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I betcha people will terasa.
But i really don't care.
Cos i've had enough.
It's really really putting us off ever seeing you again and that's not good.
So you've got to buck up or we really just can't stand you anymore.