ME : Good morning, (Insert company name here)

HER : Ahh, mmm. (beep... beep... beep...)

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ME : Good morning, (Insert company name here)

HIM : Hah? This is (company name) ah?

ME : Yes, this is.

HIM : Ohh. (beep... beep... beep)

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ME : Good...

THEM : (beep... beep... beep...)

ME : Sigh.