Pscho-fied Kereta Keranda

You wanna know what i hate about driving?

its the other drivers.

Especially those who like to cut in and then signal, or cut in without signalling at all, or signal but cut in really close... I could just go on and on and on but i'll stop here. I have a funny story to tell.

Linda, Adelyn, Atika, GlitzyZizi and i were returning from our trip to the art shop and we were along the highway towards the traffic light on a slope heading to KBU. And just as we were about to reach the end of the line of cars, this stupid psycho kereta keranda *i mean literally a coffin car* cut into my lane and then the next lane, without signal, thinking he can do whatever just because it has a wannabe ambulance thingie on the top la. So i horn like giler, then i moved on la...but just as i was gonna pass him, the stupid driver cut into my lane again and so close summore! I HORN like nobody's business, but i couldn't hear the horn oso, cos the girls were screaming so loudly.

Eeesh! Like that was not enough. SO i stopped about a whole limo away from it in case of anything la. Then we noticed it had a radar thingie on the top, that was spinning around like looking for a target. Maybe the feller so giler until he always gets lost and so he needs someone to be on the lookout for him all the time, explaining the radar. Blekk. Then Zizi kept saying the sides are completely transparent and all, and i thought u know, hey, glass isn't that strong. What if the coffin hit the back door, glass and all, so hard that it pops open and the coffin slides out into our car...

Which, no surprise, brought about another bout of hysterical screams and laughter...
HAHAHa... i'll never get sick of having these girls in the car. All together, we're almost deadly!

Maybe this story isn't so funny to you, but then...its memories to me...

Uh, she tagged me!

Seven things you plan to do before you die(not necessarily in this order):

1. Graduate (with my degree of course)
   
2. Get a great job
   
3. Get married
   
4. Have 13 kids before menopause *haha okay, maybe 5 la*
   
5. Explore the Grand Canyons
   
6. Discover the G-Spot
   
7. Watch and be part of my grandkids lives
   

Seven things I could do:

1. Sleep
2. Read more sappy, romantic sex-confused love novels
   
3. Attempt to split
   
4. Watch Desperate Housewives
   
5. Do my homework
   
6. Sleep
   
7. Sleep summore =)
   

Seven Celebrity crushes:

1. Brad Pitt *too bad he's a ***tard
2. Tom Cruise *too bad he's a Scientologist
3. Antonio Banderas
4. Colin Farrell
5. Ashton Kutcher
6. Josh Hartnett *ohhh sooo dreamy*
7. Johnny Depp

Seven often repeated words/phrases:

1. What the heck
   
2. Shit
   
3. Crap ass
   
4. Backside
   
5. Sesat
   
6. Dunggu
   
7. Variations of the phrases above...
   

Seven physical traits I look for in the opposite sex:

1. reasonably good looking *or at least good looking to me*
   
2. great sense of humour
   
3. intelligent and bright
   
4. taller than me
   
5. Puppy dog eyes
   
6. That similar hairstyle *D,J,R*
   
7. Patient
   

My Tag-O-Matic churns out:

1. Martin
2. PrincessAiYee
   
3. Shar-K
   
4. Guang
5. GlitzyZizi
6. Linda
7. Roberta
   

my mother and i 

the lot of us for NEw year...Corey's so cute! 

the whole lot of AFCians 

the girls for christmas! 

at coffee bean ss2 after the whole dinner thing 

hehe...better with flash....eeeeyeerrr.. i look like ashley simpson! 

the gurls! 

at italiannies in one u for qians birthday 

here's a pic from 2004, i think...if i'm not mistaken should be 2004 la...but might be 2003...hmm...whatever la.. 

keith and i 

10 lies women tell men...

10. I wouldn't change a thing about you.

9. I love hanging out with your friends.

8. I don't mind picking up after you.

7. I love your family.

6. I love sports.

5. I won't get mad if you say I look fat.

4. Don't worry honey, it happens to everyone.

3. It doesn't bother me when you check out other women.

2. I don't care how much money you have.

and the number one lie women tell to men...
1. You're right.

10 Lies men tell women

10. No, you don't look fat

9. I don't enjoy watching porn

8. We'll talk about it later

7. You remind me of Jennifer Lopez

6. I love your cooking

5.I don't think of other women

4. You can use my razor to shave your legs

3. I love Meg Ryan movies

2. I love spending time with your mom

and the number one lie of all time...
1.I'm sorry

10 dangerous Women

1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs.

2- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

3- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

4- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. She'll calling the guy 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that he's going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

5- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt anyone. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

6- Miss Desperate
Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar.

7- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Tease a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey.

8- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut you off, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

9- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from everyone. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

10- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages.

10 top movie lines of all time...

10. "Hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day -- 1991

9."Houston, we have a problem."
Jim Lovell, Apollo 13 -- 1995

8."Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind -- 1939

7."Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire -- 1996

6."Wax on, wax off."
Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid -- 1984

5."The name's Bond, James Bond"
James Bond, James Bond series -- 1962

4."I'll be back."
The Terminator, The Terminator -- 1984

3."Say hello to my little friend!"
Tony Montana, Scarface -- 1983

2."Are you talking to me?"
Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver -- 1976

1. "The force will be with you, always."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars -- 1977

The First of *10 things...*

I'm starting a series of lists *i know Daniel if you were reading this you would never let me live this down for the rest of my life thanks* of 10 things...it'll come totally random, not with a particular day of the week or something so here goes...It's not totally accurate! It's just for fun...

.::10 things men never want women to say::.
*just a little note to those of you guys who happen to be reading, you can call this a guideline of sorts to prepare you...kekekeke*

10. I've been thinking
If a woman actually tells you she's been thinking, it's serious. And you can bet it involves marriage or cohabitation, or the bitter end. This phrase takes on many forms, such as: "Why do you love me?" and "Have you ever thought about the future?" Again, have a brilliant exit plan at hand; a severed finger, for instance.

9. Be a man.
Nothing is quite as injurious as having your manhood questioned.

8. My parents want to meet you.
Self- explanatory.

7.I have a headache.
Yes, That means no action for you tonight, buddy.

6.That's not the way my ex did it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

5.What are you thinking about?
Women are curious. They need to know the guy's every thought, feeling, hunch, and inkling. Men, on the other hand, don't like to discuss and explore everything; they're content to keep quiet.

4.Do you find her pretty?
She already caught you looking at that mind-blowing blonde that walked by, no matter how covert your glance. So if you say "no," she'll know you're lying and an argument will ensue. This is the time for very artful tact, such as, "Kind of, her ass is huge." Now pray.

3. Do you notice anything different about me?
You know you're in trouble if you don't. And the longer you take to answer, the more frustrated she'll become, which makes you more frantic. And when you finally bellow, "Oh, you got a new haircut!" she storms out, throwing her new earrings on the floor.

2.My friend is pregnant/engaged.
This seems harmless enough, until you catch that thinly veiled hint of disappointment in her voice. At this point, you know she really means,"When will we be engaged or pregnant?" Be prepared with an expert diversion at this point, such as faking a seizure. Unfortunately, nothing will help you when she comes at you with the even more chilling, "I'm pregnant." HAHAAHA

and the number one thing that he never EVER would want you to say is...
1.We need to talk.
What everyone should know about these words is that no good news ever follows. These four ominous words signal a problem with the relationship. Expect a breakup, or at the very least a long talk about how you're not meeting her needs. Either way, it's not pleasant. And there is little you can do to avoid it. And though this one is a real bruiser, nothing is quite as caustic, as savage, as utterly cataclysmic as, "Do you think I'm fat?" You're on your own.

While no man likes to hear any of the aformentioned phrases, every man will, at some point, endure them. The best you can do is be prepared.

What stress will cause...

Today, we had to do our final project for Drawing Class, which is a poster design project for United Nations, with the theme "Reverse the Spread of Drugs & HIV/AIDS by 2015". Within that theme, we had a choice of four sub-themes, and i chose "Reversing the Spread by 2015". We composed the picture, sketched 3/4 sketches before coming up with the final sketch, and today we were to paint the final piece. Ergh.

So no surprise that we were all pressed for time and stressed to no end. So when KrisT asked Martin this particular innocent question, "Hey, how do you make this brush hard again?"

Martin said innocently, "Hmm, try blowing it."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*if you don't get it, it's okay. Only under stress will you find this funny."

Laying down the Law...

Rin says:
Keep it light. When i'm serious about something or expecting u to be more serious towards something i'll tell u. Otherwise, some of the things i say you might think wrongly of it. Not to say that u're to be jokingly light and flippant about everything but light as in not something that might lead to an argument or hurts la.

ReK says:
k

Rin says:
blek

ReK says:
now that uve laid down the law, *grin* fire away

Rin says:
hehehehe. Laid down the law...nice way to put it.

Now that the Law is laid, maybe we'll talk easier and less arguments or hurt will be caused *smile*

Arranged Marriage?

Good or bad? I think a well-planned and carefully and sensitively thought out arranged marriage has its benefits. However, marriages arranged for interests other than the couple’s, as a payment for filial debts, and with unfair negotiations or treatment towards either party could be a disaster.

Wondering why i'm talking about this? I'm studying an issue close to my heart, with regards to an image, to create a carefully composed artwork to represent my stand on the issue. So the image i chose is called "Pengantin Perempuan Iban", an image of a beautiful young Iban bride with a sad melancholic look on her face. Her facial expression brought to my mind that she's not too keen about getting married and thus came the issue: arranged marriage. More accurately, 'Arranged marriage;Selfish reasons & Human rights.'

SO i'll update you later with more details ler...

Reading into the past

I spent some time reading my past posts. Discovering that i'm quite an angry person and for totally useless reasons too. I have decided certain things:

number one: i'm not going to die because we separated. OF COURSE NOT!
number two: I don't need him.
number three: I *grudgingly admit* that i am a bit happier without him.
number four: after the previous three, everything is going to be about ME!
number five: hehe, and God too...

Yep, there you have it. I have also planned certain things for the growth of my walk with God. I'm posting this up here so whoever is reading this can know and perhaps if interested, can help me along the way and be accountable for me...

number one: Keep up with Daniel, StDavinus cos they are hungry for the Word, as i should be.
number two: Pray a whole lot more, bring everything to God and let Him fight the battles for me.
number three: Depend on God. Tough i know, but at the end of the road, there's no where else for me to depend on so...this should be relatively easier for me.
number four: Make more good friends and cultivate a long lasting loyal Godly friendship with my old and new friends.

That's about it so far. I know D wants me to go for counselling, but well, i'm not sure about that yet. So i'll think about it alittle bit more. *honestly, i think i shouldn't be pressured into doing this*

Blekk Blekks...

Party? episode2

again i wouldnt say that it was a party, more like a gathering... not to celebrate but to commemorate Sharm being a blessing to all of us and now going somewhere else to bless others. I managed to persuade D to go for it cos he originally didn't want to. Anyway, truth be told, the dinner was quite boring. D was sick, the girls were gossiping so i wasn't really with a good chatty group, so i just sat by myself although there were occasions where people asked me if anything was wrong or to sit nearer to the group, but i just rather be alone.

After that, at Swensen's in SS2, haha, had a sickly ice cappucino *now i know, if i want ice cappucino, i'll go to Coffee Bean* that weakly reminded me of drain water trying to look like my paint bottle after i'm done painting. In other words, it sucked. Tasted like mild coffee flavoured water. What a waste of nine bucks. Sigh

Anyway, i really have to go and finish my project now. i'm 60% done and 40 more to go...not to mention the history test i have to study for. Egh...

Party?

Was at a party last night, and going to be at another one tonight... I don't suppose i would call it a party since both the "celebrated" are going to be leaving within the week to other countries.

Last night at CCY's party, i really understood what people mean (who's "People' anyway) when they say "feeling lonely in a roomful of people". Sigh. It was really interesting to people watch though. Its hilarious to see CCY's antics... embarrassing maybe, but i would say that it takes great courage *which i don't have* and i would have never attempted to do something like that, cos SHYLA!!! She tried to get the room dancing and dragged several guys and girls *and i mean literally DRAGGED* them out to the floor and tried to move them and all...i mean not that the music was bad or anything but just that...hello, we are all Malaysians la... we don't usually dance at parties. She tried to show off what she learnt from my hip hop instructor. Sad to say, i don't think she learnt much. Haha... I'm so mean and bitchy.

Tonights party is for Sharmurami... and i know that tonights thing will be better...cos we're all so comfortable with each other! So cool, will blog about it later!

How angry can i get?

number one: MY un-committee is falling apart on me every opportunity they get
number two: APPARENTLY its my fault.
number three: Sum nerved ass jackoff piece of shit that happens to be my ex boyfriend thinks he has every right to tell me that well, it IS my fault.
number four: My belooooooooooooooved MaternalParental decides this period of time to bug me to NO END and thinks that i will welcome this "motherly" whatever nonsense with open arms.
number five: SO i snapped at her a little! She was bugging me...
number six: The same nerved ass jackoff piece of shit who so happens to be my exboyfriend decides, "oh, i wont talk to you if you are rude to your mother".
number seven:ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there is no number eight, because i have died of brain seizure.